Please call back later and try again

Few things are more annoying to busy executives than the endless stream of sales calls they get every day. Perhaps you survive with the keen insight, wit and experience of a dedicated assistant who swipes callers away like so many pesky mosquitoes.

You might not believe some of the tactics callers use to wiggle their way past your gatekeeper. OfficeTeam, a Menlo Park, Calif.-based staffing service, collected some of the innovative tactics.

  • “It’s really between her and me … please put me through.”
  • “I’m calling to follow up on an important matter we discussed last month.”
  • “If you don’t connect me right now, I’ll have to march down to your office. Don’t make me do that.”
  • “If he’s not available now, I’ll just catch him at home tonight. By the way, do you happen to have the number handy?”
  • “Your CEO suggested I call to discuss an upcoming project.”
  • “I’m an old friend from her past. It’s a surprise.”
  • “This is her boyfriend. I need to speak with her before someone else calls her.”